One of my classmates asked me this question more than once already, "Bakit ba di ka pa nag-aasawa?"
I swear if she asks me once more time, instead of a cursory smile, I'm going to give her any of the following answers:
1. I know misery loves company. Thanks, but no thanks.
2. Why? Aren't your marital problems enough to entertain your friends anymore?
Kidding. (Doesn't mean I'm not sorely tempted, though. Hahaha).
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I was all set to pay for my groceries earlier at Rustan's, when the cashier suddenly blurted out -- "Ang ganda naman ng boobs mo.".
Uhm. Okay. Should I have said thank you? Hahaha. Wanted to tell her though these are real, just in case she was wondering.
Sheda!
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* Sheda - apparently a "local" word from the TV series, Engkantadia. It's supposed to mean "Shut up" (not really sure. Don't watch that show). Pero pauso lang, sheda = chuva = nothing. =)