"I Don't Like Mondays"
 
 The silicon chip inside her head
 gets switched to overload
 and nobody's gonna go to school today
 she's gonna make them stay at home
 And Daddy doesn't understand it
 He always said she was good as gold
 And he can see no reason
 Cos there are no reasons
 What reasons do you need to be shown
 
 [Chorus:]
 Tell me why
 I don't like Mondays
 I want to shoot
 The whole day down
 
 The telex machine is kept so clean
 and it types to waiting world.
 And Mother feels so shocked
 Father's world is rocked
 And their thoughts turn to
 Their own little girl
 Sweet 16 ain't that peachy keen
 No it ain't so neat to admit defeat,
 They can see no reasons
 Cos there are no reasons
 What reasons do you need to be shown
 
 [Repeat Chorus]
 
 All the playing's stopped in the playground now
 She wants to play with her toys awhile
 And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
 That the lesson today is how to die
 And then the bullhorn crackles
 And the captain tackles
 With the problems and the how's and why's
 And he can see no reasons
 Cos there are no reasons
 What reasons do you need to die
 
 [Repeat Chorus]
*** P.S. I was feeling rather cloudy last Monday. Tell me why I don’t like Mondays J